Archive for September, 2009
Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Man and beast, the connection was made physical by Charles Darwin in his theory of evolution in the mid-19th century.
Since then zoologists and wildlife documentaries have further drawn our relationship to animals, and a slew of artists have been pondering the same; and an exhibition at the UC Riverside’s Sweeney Art Gallery, “Intelligent Design: Interspecies Art” (through 28), has gathered some provocative of their projects. “In the past, art dealing with animals usually addressed issues of representation,” says Tyler Stallings, gallery director. “I wanted to expand beyond that.” And so, he points out, this being the bicentennial of Darwin’s birth made it seemed especially timely for such a show.
Stallings invited Rachel Mayeri, an associate professor of media studies at Harvey Mudd College who is well known for her interest in “soft science” and is an artist, herself to help co-curate the show. “I’m interested in art as a way of exploring science,” says Mayeri, also an artist. “Artists can think about biological issues through their work and make them more concrete.” Eventually, they selected 20 artists, mostly from California, encompassing video, photography, painting and sculpture. “We were looking for artists with a long-term commitment to trying to understand a different mentality, to appreciating what it means to be human,” Mayeri says.
Sam Easterson focuses on the animal’s point of view quite literally, by attaching minicams to creatures ranging from including armadillos, to falcons, from scorpions to and sheep, and letting them go on their way. The resulting clips end when the cam falls off, and are shown without narrative. Other artists get that subjectivity more obliquely, such as Catherine Chalmers’ video simulation of a cockroach moving through fauna and flora in “Safari” or Alison Ruttan’s video of a man mimicking a prowling cat in “Impersonator.”
The most controversial work in the show may be the reworked taxidermy of Carl Fernandez. Ten years ago, when considering additional uses for dead animals, she visited taxidermy shops and bought seven former-animals bodies. She re-created each as a piece of luggage, with openings and cavities. On exhibit will be two — “7100-Goat” is a goat reworked into a wheeled bag, its two horns projecting from the sides, and “7200-Buffalo” is a buffalo whose woolly head has been split open, presenting itself for packing one’s belongings. “Some people find the work disgusting,” Fernandez says, “but then they go out and have a steak dinner.”
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009
When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar … or perhaps when it is shattered like glass. This piece is all the more surreal for being situated in a minimalist modern white room in what could well be the interior of a conventional contemporary house. Though artists might recognize this unusual frame job as artwork, this is doubtless not what carpenters mean when they refer to rough framing a wooden door.
Puns and plays on words aside (or perhaps inside), artist Leandro Elrich has quite an elegant way of shattering our expectations (so to speak) in works like this one, where the properties of one material are experimentally applied to a familiar object made from another substance. The last thing a viewer expects is for an almost boringly ordinary door to crack and crumble like a sheet of glass.
Knobs away! What appears to be a large door knob rests on the floor in front of the broken shards (still sitting loosely in their frame). Other works by Elrich likewise take typical settings, household furnishings and home fixtures like windows, ladders and curtains and add twists that turn these common situations and objects into visually and conceptually challenging works of art.
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Or at least until the 1930s, anyway. At the corner of Christopher Street and Seventh Avenue South in the West Village, in front of the iconic Village Cigars store, lies this blink-and-you’ll-miss-it mosaic embedded in the sidewalk.
 The tiniest plot of private property in New York
Its tough-talking message: “Property of the Hess Estate Which Has Never Been Dedicated For Public Purposes.”
What’s the backstory? In the 1910s, when the city was expanding the IRT subway line, officials tore down a nearby apartment building owned by the estate of a New Yorker named David Hess.
A small triangle of land was left over, and officials wanted the Hess family to donate it so the city could extend the sidewalk.
Nothing doing. The Hess Estate fought it out in court, won the right to preserve their little plot, and embedded the tile plaque as kind of a victory symbol. In 1938, however, they sold it to the Village Cigar owners.
Source: Ephemeral New York
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009
Daniel Conway is a 23 year old digital painter, concept artist and animator from the UK. A recent graduate of Dundee University in Scotland, Daniel has been dazzling the world with his digital painting and concept art for the past 4 years.
His ability to create stunning digital paintings that capture various elements, including water and fire, along with his use of color and contrast makes him one of the most talented concept artists around. Today, we have 24 mindblowing pieces of concept art by Daniel, which showcase his incredible gallery, located here: www.artofconway.com.
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Sunday, September 27th, 2009
 Tviga Vasilyeva
The white forms in these photographs are the sculptural manifestations of audio footage that was recorded along the border between Russia and Finland. Here the unique old-growth forests stand, The Green Belt of Fennoscandia. Recently these ancient trees are being logged for their valuable timber. There are only few remaining areas of ancient forest in Europe with the vast majority of the vanishing old-growth forests remaining are in the North of European Russia.
 Tviga Vasilyeva
“The soundwaves are actual objects, each is 6 metres high, reminiscent of the height of a tree, despite looking like digital intervention. I recorded them when the forest was still there. Then, when the trees had gone, I put the ‘sounds’ back to where they used to exist, sounds that look like trees that will never be heard again.”
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Friday, September 25th, 2009
 A public-art experiment is taking London’s art scene by storm. The project? Giving 2,400 people each an hour to do whatever they like in the city’s most bustling square.
Twenty-three feet above London’s Trafalgar Square, a girl with long blonde hair stands on a platform, dressed as a mermaid. It’s 4:30 a.m. on a chilly Tuesday, and the square is still mostly empty aside from a few stragglers. The mermaid holds up a series of cardboard signs promoting a campaign for vegetarianism by the animal rights organization PETA.
At 5 a.m., a cherry-picker rises from the square, and she steps onto it. A lady from Yorkshire, less scantily clad, steps out with a wooden frame taller than she is. She spends the next hour gluing brightly colored bits of cellophane onto the frame to create a massive piece of art.
An hour later, her time is up, and as the first commuters start to make their way across the square, the cherry-picker makes its trip again. It’s sunny now, and the cellophane artist is replaced by a man in his early thirties, who demonstrates fencing moves with a heavy-looking sword.
All day and night for 100 days this summer and through October 14, the cherry-picker makes its hourly round trip, each time placing someone new onto the platform in London’s busiest square, where they are free to do almost anything they like. This experiment in public art, called One and Other, is the brainchild of sculptor Antony Gormley. Launched on July 6, the project aims to turn everyday people into art, putting them at eye-level with the long-dead generals who look sternly on from their own platforms, at Trafalgar Square’s other three corners. And so far, it’s a huge hit.
Over the course of the project, 2,400 randomly selected volunteers—selected from over 32,000 applicants—will scale what Gormley refers to as “the plinth.” Once they’re up there, they hula-hoop, play guitar, unfurl banners, release balloons, sing, paint, chat to the crowd—basically doing whatever they like. Inevitably, this means a handful of people have publicly stripped (one was politely asked to dress again by police). For others, this has meant dressing as a ninja to spend an hour knitting in the dead of night. Together, they form a sort of living portrait of a city at a time when the world could use a little more art in its life—and a little perspective.
 Future or future? Present, but subtly discuised beneath.
Antony Gormley made his name with large-scale public artworks: his Angel of the North—a 66-foot steel sculpture modeled on his own body Event Horizon, — is possibly Britain’s best-known sculpture. His pieces, Another Place and Event Horizon, place eerie, multiple life-size casts of his body along stretches of windswept northern beach, and over 31 London rooftops respectively (Event Horizon was a temporary piece). In its repetition of human forms, One and Other is very much a continuation of his ideas.
Even by his standards, though, it’s ambitious. Launching the project, Gormley said he was aiming to create a “portrait of the U.K. now” that offers “the chance for you and I to have a look at the world from the point of view of art.” (He won’t actually perform, however; he hasn’t been randomly selected.)
Londoners have become addicted to the spectacle, with anywhere from two to 200 passersby gawking at any given time. The project is also streamed live and saved online, where a vocal community of plinth-watchers discuss each person on the site, on Twitter, and on Facebook, coining phrases such as “plichés” (for clichéd plinth behavior) as they go.
Part of the project’s appeal is the unpredictability of what might unfold. Shortly before 11 p.m. on a Monday night, while a lady on the plinth holds up placards giving thanks for her kidney transplant, a white-haired man named Tom tells me he makes the trip to Trafalgar Square from north London a couple of times a week, just to see what’s happening. “I just like it. It’s something different, isn’t it?
Standing nearby, a talkative, compact man called John looks wistfully up at the plinth and relives his moment of glory to anyone who will listen: The previous Saturday afternoon, he dressed in a Union Jack and threw 200 roses to the crowd in memory of Princess Diana.
People get hooked on plinth-watching, even from further afield. Anthony, a neuropsychologist, tells me by e-mail that he hasn’t visited the plinth, but, “I try to watch the 2 a.m., 3 a.m., 4 a.m., and 5 a.m. slots online each night,” he says, “with a particular affinity for the 5 a.m. dawn slot.” He explains that he became a regular viewer after watching one lady, who hummed to the square at 3 a.m. “It was without a doubt the best piece of performance art I have ever seen… I got ‘it’—what Gormley was wanting this to be.”
So what does Gromley’s portrait of the U.K. show? Person by person, it picks out a picture of a nation that’s by turns earnest and eccentric, attention-seeking and contemplative. Hundreds of people use their hour to raise money and awareness for good causes, while others take the chance to show the world their singing or juggling, or to spread a little sunshine with bubbles and balloons.
Perhaps inevitably, as the project has gone on, the bar has been raised as people realize that others really are watching. Plinthers from outside London have found they’re the talk of their towns, appearing on local news and in the papers. Particular performances have been keenly discussed in letters pages of London papers and on Twitter, while highlights from each week make it onto a weekly TV show about the project. And over time, the banners have gotten bigger, the weird has gotten wackier, and the plinth has become a platform.
While at first many got up just to be there, now plinthers aim to be seen. These figures are nothing like Gormley’s other sculptures, silent and faceless: They’re noisy, whether for a cause or just for the feeling of an hour in the spotlight.
One and Other is a product of its age. It takes place both live and online; on the one hand it’s intimate — living, breathing and made up of people like you and me — while on the other hand it’s curiously anonymous, scrutinized and commented on through the internet, every hour recorded and watched by people from all over the world. It aims to celebrate ordinary people, but gives them an opportunity to show themselves as anything but ordinary.
As a contemporary art project, it’s been fantastically successful: More than 400,000 people logged onto the site in its first three weeks, while countless more have found themselves stopping to watch as they head through the square.
In some ways, it’s the perfect public monument to our short-attention–span society: if you’re bored or disappointed by a particular performance, not to worry. At the end of each hour of the day and night, the cherry-picker makes its way back up from the square to the edge of the 23-foot platform, a person steps off the plinth, and another steps on, ready to begin their hour as a living work of art.

Photos by (in order) flickr users paulsimpson1976, mittfh, and pikerslanefarm.
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
Stick by stick: Steven J. Backman’s splintery medium finds a home in Carmel gallery
 More of Steven Backman's art can be seen at Mountainsong Galleries, Ocean between San Carlos and Mission, Carmel. (STEVEN J. BACKMAN/toothpickart.com)
Not too many people consider the toothpick an art medium. That is, until they’ve seen the creations of Steven J. Backman.Backman has made a scale model of the Golden Gate Bridge out of 30,000 toothpicks — and a very tiny model of the same structure from a single toothpick. He’s captured the Empire State Building and San Francisco’s iconic cable cars, all painstakingly pieced together from those little bits of wood.
As if all that weren’t enough, he also has made toothpick portraits of celebrities and abstract sculptures from — you guessed it — toothpicks.
Backman’s work is so distinctive that it has earned several mentions in “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!”, the New York Post and Reuters.
“I love making art. It’s a unique medium, and it’s very challenging,” said Backman, a 42-year-old San Francisco native who began playing with toothpicks as a child, and obviously never stopped. “I’m one of the very few that does this, I think.
“It’s an item that you’d use to pick your teeth or pick up hors d’oeuvres. I’ve elevated a thin sliver of wood to a work of art.”
Lest you think this is merely an exercise in weird constructions, Backman’s work is now being carried by a Carmel art gallery, where currently a number of pieces may be seen anytime the gallery doors are open. (More of his work may be seen online at www.mountainsonggalleries.com or at Backman’s site, www.toothpickart.com.
Mountainsong Galleries of Carmel is Backman’s exclusive worldwide representative, and thus is the only place where the sculptures may be purchased.
Lucinda Mountainsong, co-owner of the gallery with husband Jonathan, said their recently opened establishment features works by California artists, with scenes from the Monterey Peninsula and other places around the Golden State.
She said Backman’s intricate work always draws comments from visitors, who are impressed with the intricacy and attention to detail.
“There’s one cable car that has little lights all over it,” she said. “Steven hollowed out toothpicks to hide the wires.”
Backman’s unusual path to the world of art really took off after he received his bachelor’s degree in industrial arts from San Francisco State University in 1984. He got the idea to make a cable car out of toothpicks — “I love cable cars, I used to ride them all the time” — and then he made another. And another. And another.
He then began to turn his attention to other historic landmarks. His 13-foot-long scale model of the Golden Gate Bridge took more than two years and 30,000 toothpicks to complete. In a happy coincidence, he finished the model just before the bridge’s 50th anniversary in 1987, and so it garnered a lot of attention — it was displayed at San Francisco City Hall and received proclamations from past and present mayors.
The bridge now belongs to the “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!” museum in Hollywood, which bought the piece for $250,000, according to Mountainsong.
Backman’s works are unique in other ways as well. At a distance, his works don’t look like they’re made from toothpicks, but appear as though they are carved from a single piece of wood.
No extra material is used to support any of his structures — he uses nothing but toothpicks and Elmer’s Glue to make them — and they are not lacquered or painted. Even his bridge replicas use no wire or cables, just toothpicks.
And so far, the pieces have proved they were built to last.
“I have some pieces that are over 25 years old, and they’re holding up just fine,” said Backman.
He also takes great pains with his replicas of famous structures. For instance, when he made a scale model of the Empire State Building, he was able to obtain copies of the building’s original blueprints, which he pored over so that he could get it just right.
In addition to these labor-intensive works, Backman also does toothpick portraits of famous people, including Carmel’s own Clint Eastwood, the Obamas and Oprah Winfrey, and also re-creates works of art like “American Gothic” and the Mona Lisa.
These, Backman said, are fun and don’t take so much intense effort over long periods.
In addition, there are several sculptures Backman has made from a single toothpick. He swears he uses no magnification devices when he carves these — “My eyes are pretty good, I guess.”
The toothpicks are “like tiny building blocks,” said Backman, who uses several different types in making his sculptures, including unpointed “blanks” that come directly from a toothpick manufacturer.
His next challenge: creating scenes in Monterey and Carmel … from toothpicks.
Backman has had his work on display at Mountainsong Galleries since August, and his work will be highlighted with a special exhibit at the gallery this December. A reception will be held, with Backman in attendance, on Dec. 4 from 4-7 p.m.
Backman’s motto is “The Essence of Patience,” which pretty much sums up his dedication to his craft.
“You stick with something long enough, you get good at it,” he said.
If you go:
What: The works of toothpick artist Steven J. Backman
Where: Mountainsong Galleries, Ocean between San Carlos and Mission, Carmel When: Open daily 10a.m.-6p.m. Reception for Backman set for Dec. 4, 4-7 p.m.
Information: www.mountainsonggalleries.com or 626-0600
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Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009
 arTistic Visions
What is it that makes a truly effective piece of graphic design? Is it just the skill that allows an artist to balance shape, color, texture, typography,photography and negative space to send a message – or is there a bit of magic to it? Creative talent is a tricky and elusive thing for most of the population, but some lucky people have it in spades.
These 15 graphic designers have managed to create work that stands out in a crowded field, using a diverse array of techniques, programs and materials.
 Joshua Davis
<a href=”http://www.joshuadavis.com/”>Joshua Davis</a> is one of the most influential talents in the history of graphic design, with an incredibly vast portfolio of work that has made a deep impression upon many other graphic artists worldwide. Davis, who is now a professor at New York’s School of Visual Arts, pioneered a type of graphic design that utilizes Flash-based programs that he created himself to build images of “dynamic abstraction”, as Davis himself describes them.
Joshua Davis is one of the most influential talents in the history of graphic design, with an incredibly vast portfolio of work that has made a deep impression upon many other graphic artists worldwide. Davis, who is now a professor at New York’s School of Visual Arts, pioneered a type of graphic design that utilizes Flash-based programs that he created himself to build images of “dynamic abstraction”, as Davis himself describes them.
“Working this way allows me to generate an infinite number of compositions,” Davis explains in an Apple Pro Profile. “I set the boundaries and the rules, but whatever comes out at the end is a surprise. I don’t know what’s going to happen. It could look cool. It could fail. It could be life-changing. There’s always a surprising sense of discovery with this process, because I’m setting up an environment and allowing a scenario to live within it.”
 Pawel Kaminski
There’s a sense of movement and urgency in every single one of Pawel Kaminski’s designs, something that gives them a vitality that can’t be ignored. Kaminski, of Poland, is quoted by SpeckyBoy as saying “I wouldn’t attribute my design passion to any serious philosophy, I feel this is a good way for artists and designers, you have to be open to most adventures from life. And sometimes a simple lack of words can be easily expressed through illustrations and art, design what you love.”
 Pawel Kaminski
If there’s one element that ties all of Chuck Anderson’s creations together, it’s light. Anderson’s work is bursting with light effects that make his designs crackle with intensity. The prolific young designer has worked with an impressive range of clients including Paste Magazine, ESPN, Reebok, Absolut Vodka and Honda.
Anderson told Abduzeedo, “I don’t think I really have a set source of inspiration. To be honest, I just really love creating things that are striking and fun and vibrant. Things that jump out as far as color goes. You’ll see in my work a lot of times really intense light and color – I really enjoy creating things that feel supernatural and like they came straight out of my imagination.”
 Dries Schaballie
Graphic design, concept art, art direction, illustration, 3-D modelling – Dries Schaballie does it all. Co-founder and director of Sevenedge Interactive Media, Schaballie has a fascinating portfolio of works that are alternately dreamlike, gritty and playful.
 Simone Magurno
San Francisco-based, Italian-born graphic designer Simone Magurno has worked with Nike, Microsoft, Xbox, Target, GAP and many other clients and her work has been featured in Computer Arts Magazine and Digital Arts Magazine. Her designs, which are often web-based, have a clean, slick, modern quality that really allows the content to shine.
 I Love Dust
The team at ‘I Love Dust’ design – one part Icelandic, five parts English and one part Chinese – can’t be separated from one another when it comes to their work, but their designs speak for themselves. Specializing in graphic design, illustration, motion graphics and product design, this team of creative powerhouses has one of the most distinctive styles in the biz.
 Erik Finsrud/The Norik
Erik Finsrud, known as ‘The Norik’, went to school for audio engineering but fell in love with design somewhere along the way and now spends his days creating colorful graphic art for clients like Spike TV, Nestle, 1800 Tequila and Universal.
On his website, Finsrud notes, “Design to me, is about stripping away arbitrary distractions from the communicated message. Aesthetically I feel a design should be stimulating to the point of curiosity. A lot of my work also falls into illustration, which I feel is more about creating a visceral experience, although I still have a tendency to apply the minimalist principles of design.”
 Paul Lee
Graphic designer Paul Lee of Los Angeles has worked with Lexus, Acura, Google, Adobe and Sony. His work has a characteristic elegant iciness to it that makes it all the more memorable, and results in a cohesive portfolio that reads almost like one continuous piece of sophisticated design.
 David Mascha
Vienna-based artist and designer David Mascha who has been working with several different design studios since 2005. Mascha’s work has been displayed in exhibitions in Asia and Europe, print magazines and books and has also appeared on lamps, furniture and clothing. Mascha has a whimsical abstract style, employing bright colors and bold patterns and shapes against stark backgrounds for maximum graphic effect.
 Kevin Lucius
Kevin Lucius is a graphic designer from Columbus, Ohio. Among his more recent work, an interesting retro modern aesthetic has emerged, mixing vintage colors, textures and imagery with clean, modern shapes.
 Julien de Repentigny
Bold, exciting, fresh and most of all, fun: all of these words can be used to describe the work of Montreal graphic designer Julien de Repentigny. Typography takes center stage in three-dimensional designs created from materials like paper, ice and candy. Such unusual physical methods of creating his work might just make him the antithesis of completely computer-reliant graphic designers.
 Kofi Ansah
Ghana-born, Italy-raised and UK-based graphic designer Kofi Ansah is only 20 years old, but his eye-catching work leaves little doubt that he has a long and distinguished career ahead of him. Ansah is currently an undergraduate student at the Ravensbourne College of Design and Communication in Chislehurst, Kent.
 Formtroopers
Creative partners Toke Blicher Moller and Jeppe Bingestam, a.k.a Formtroopers, run a full-service progressive design studio in Denmark with a particular focus on motion and graphic design. Clients include MTV, The Discovery Channel, Pepsi and Warner Music.
 Rob Morris
Australian graphic designer Rob Morris describes his style as “heavily influenced from the modernist school of design, employing simple shapes and clean typography.” His work has appeared in online design galleries, magazines and books worldwide and his clients include government departments, Broadway.com and rapper Jay-Z.
 Justin M. Maller
Another Aussie, Justin M. Maller, has an altogether different style that focuses on his immense talent for illustration – but also, coincidentally, did design work for Jay-Z. Maller, based in Melbourne, has produced concept art for a diverse array of companies worldwide and is the creative director of depthCORE, an international modern art collective.
Source: weburbanist.com
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Monday, September 7th, 2009
На холме стоит изба
Рядом с нею стоит штраус
Всех клюёт, такая зраза
Вот такая вот беда!
Проходил я как-то мимо,
Ну, хожу я там всегда
Штраус – клюв, меня во лобину -
Заболела голова
Тут я к доктору подался,
А у доктора – жена
Вот такая, классно просто! -
Сразу вылечился я!
И щеками розова,
Да и просто хороша,
И от пуза не полна,
Вся фигурой молода
А зовут её Варвара
Ну девчёнка – хоть куда!
К нею ходитъ вся деревня
Вот такая ерунда
Ну, как вылечился я
Так пошёл дорогой дальше
А дорога непроста -
Я подался в хутора
Вот иду – коровы, овцы
Ну и тоже штрауса
Те, что рядом с избушонкой
И клюют всех завсегда
Но на этот раз – не дался
Слился быстренько в лесок
А там палок, веток, листьев -
И берёзовый там сок
Ну и звери, натурально -
Воют, каркают, шипят
И из сказок вечных ведьмы -
Берегись, заговорят!
Шаг за шагом, осторожно,
Пробираюсь я сквозь мглу
Вдруг – русалка! – нежно пышнет
В околдованном пруду
Ну, я быстренько в кусты
Наблюдаю, не верчусь
А она меня узрела
Думаю – ну всё, кронты!
Подалась ко мне украдко,
Но на берег как попав,
Удивилася она -
Ног то нету – вот беда!
Ну я что, я поц нормальный
Помогаю завсегда
Кроме тех, ну где изба,
Там зовут их штрауса
И короче, встав в ростину
Двинулся на помощь я
И, в натуре, подходя
Очень нервничаял я
А она – судьба судьбою
Уж смерилась с горечя
А потом, с больной мольбою -
“Ну ты выручи меня!”
Ну я взял её на плечи
Ну и в пруд – булдых-булда!
Её очи как уведел -
Ну и сам же вдруг туда
А она, взамен спасенья
Вдруг спросила тут меня:
“Ты’б хотел, что-б где изба,
Не водились штрауса?”
Я сказал: “А вот не знаю,
Вроде мирный он народ,
Но не понял непонятку -
Чё клюют простой народ?”
Да там видишь, всё прикольно,
Мне русалка говорит,
Человек к природе – зольно,
Вот им всем и недовольно
Тут подумал я минут,
Ну, наверное, што-ль пять,
Поразмыслил, порулил,
И к идее вдруг приплыл:
Почему бы нам всем вместе
Не заняться объясненьем
Ведь мы все тут, все мы вместе,
Надо нам объединеняться
Взялись всемсте мы тут думать
Делать что, и как рубать
Как на старом пустом месте
Ни фига не заманать
Но занятье не простое -
Я вам верно то скажу -
И маркетинг, и финансы
Даже вебсайт, говорю
Ну да ладно, без деталей,
Мы придумали гранд-план
Ну не план даже, по сути,
Целый, блин, аэроплан!
Вот беда одна, вот токо -
Как бы вся ни хороша,
Всёжь русалка – и похоже
В воздух, в сушу – никогда
Вот сидим мы, чешь чело,
Как в один живой момент,
Вдруг какой-то сельский мент
Появился из него
Репа-мозг яркя быка,
У пруда она росла,
Ну и мент такой сурьёзный,
Правда – рожа никуда
Ну да ладно, суть не в этом
Суть деталей не важна
Посудил он нам решенье -
Благодарны завсегда!
И с русалкой с этой мы
Подружили штраусóв
С поселеньем хуторов
И вообще народом просто
И пошёл я дальше в путь
С хуторов да в древни земли
Где пра-пра-дед говорил
Расцветает чудна зелень
По полям, просторам, горам
Гордо я стремлюсь к вождям,
Нет, не не к тем кто поневоле,
Токо к тем, кто просто прям
Вот ромашка, вот мой дом
Здесь живу, учусь, сношаюсь
И смотрю вперёд опять -
Хутора, ну как понять!
Уж почти дошёл, бродяга
Всего метров-то – штук пять
И, собрав все жизни силы
Я отправился искать
Хутора, где пруд, где лес
Хутора, где – вопреки
Хутора, где убивать
Не по-хуторски, не жди
Хутора, где сказки – быль
Хутора, где нету вас
Хутора, где всё прекрасно
Где исщезнет весь рассказ
– luefher
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